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ralphs mum

The definition of a huge vag. Finding out that yo girl got a vag the size of the chicxulub crater!
Went down on Ralphs mum
Got lost for 62 years
by DrGer June 11, 2020
mugGet the ralphs mummug.

Ur mum

Your mum

Your mother the person who gave birth to you
10 year old kid: DUDE I FUCKED UR MUM LAST NIGHT IT WAS AWESOME
by I_d_f_k_b_t_c April 6, 2023
mugGet the Ur mummug.

mum died

When someone says something extremely funny and you can’t stop laughing so they say “mum died ” and then you instantly stop laughing.
Person 1:ahahahhahahahaha
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*
by Shut up blud November 7, 2019
mugGet the mum diedmug.

mum’s best

When one will travel to the deep depths of the earth for her buns. If the buns aint mum’s best it’s not going in my mouth.

Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns on the counter.
Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns rather than mum’s best on the counter.
by Bun Police August 25, 2022
mugGet the mum’s bestmug.

mum tum

The loose, saggy skin and accompanying fat around a woman's midsection that remains after having a baby, which often persists even after returning to one's pre-pregnancy weight.

British English.
These stretchy high-waisted jeans are great for covering up mum tum!
by araneaeee December 1, 2016
mugGet the mum tummug.

Robbie’s Mum

Robbie’s mum is a junkie reprobate that cuts about behind the nisa locals and the jet garages all over Scotland. She loves selling her body for pills and syringes, Robbie’s gran is also Swiss cheese.
Oh my god it’s robbie’s mum!!
She smells like scrumpy jacks, kensitas clubs and herpes!!!! Help!!!
by Cumbum12 April 18, 2023
mugGet the Robbie’s Mummug.

Horse Mum

A mum who loves her kids. Just it quite as much as she loves her horse
Janette is a typical Horse Mum. I heard her tell her daughter the other day

Leah go stand in front of sparky If some stones get thrown by that mower we can't have them hit him. He's my favourite horse
by Groundhogg June 28, 2017
mugGet the Horse Mummug.

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