Comfort food for the recently or regularly incarcerated person or someone who wants street cred by making an entrée whose ingredients are traditionally limited by commissary availability. Different from a jail spread in that its ingredients are purchased with foodstamps rather than their mother or partner's willingness to put money on their books.
by MoparPunk February 5, 2021
 Get the ghetto spreadmug.
Get the ghetto spreadmug. Mike:"What you guys drinkin?"
Nate:"Boy, we drankan that ghetto champagne"
Mike:"Aww shit, what flavor?"
Nate:"Boy, we drankan that ghetto champagne"
Mike:"Aww shit, what flavor?"
by Chris Sanchez January 6, 2007
 Get the Ghetto Champagnemug.
Get the Ghetto Champagnemug. Term used in the World of Warcraft MMORPG meaning a way to reuse your hearthstone (a device that teleports you to a specific location you've selected as your "home") before the 1 hour cooldown has expired.  
To accomplish this, you must be in an instance group with at least one other person. Once you're in the group, you enter any dungeon/instance and then leave your group while inside. The game will automatically hearthstone you back to your home after 60 seconds. This will also cause the 1 hour cooldown of your hearthstone to start over again.
The ghetto hearth may also be considered a sort of "cheat" or "bug" because it overrides the game mechanic of only being able to use the hearthstone once every hour.
To accomplish this, you must be in an instance group with at least one other person. Once you're in the group, you enter any dungeon/instance and then leave your group while inside. The game will automatically hearthstone you back to your home after 60 seconds. This will also cause the 1 hour cooldown of your hearthstone to start over again.
The ghetto hearth may also be considered a sort of "cheat" or "bug" because it overrides the game mechanic of only being able to use the hearthstone once every hour.
NoobQQ: damn i'm stuck in org and my hearth is on cd. can somebody help me with a ghetto hearth? plz invite?
Ipwnu: sure
--accepts group invite and enters RFC--
NoobQQ: thx! =)
Ipwnu: np
--leaves group and waits 60 seconds for teleport--
Ipwnu: sure
--accepts group invite and enters RFC--
NoobQQ: thx! =)
Ipwnu: np
--leaves group and waits 60 seconds for teleport--
by superchode December 19, 2008
 Get the ghetto hearthmug.
Get the ghetto hearthmug. When the folks next door are screaming bloody murder at each other, they're using the "ghetto phone," that is, they are being so loud everyone in the neighborhood (hood, ghetto) can hear them.
"Get off the ghetto phone and talk nice to me, I ain't done nuthin' that bad that you gotta get all over my shit."
by paulpaxman August 21, 2009
 Get the ghetto phonemug.
Get the ghetto phonemug. by Treedan April 5, 2007
 Get the Ghetto Tumbleweedmug.
Get the Ghetto Tumbleweedmug. A series of slang words and large amount of grammatical errors used during speaking to make someone sound 'cool'. Used commonly by teens.
Timmy: Wassup mah niggas! Its yo boy, Lil Timmy, the real balla. We about to pop some joint, bitches!
Jared: TIMMY! What the fuck are you doing on my yard? Is that a joint? I thought you were a nerd!
Timmy: You's crazy, bitch. Lil Timmy is always cool, fo real. Poppin' joint is my specialty.
Jared: Yeah, right. You're a fucking virgin. I doubt you even got as far as a handshake with girl.
Timmy: Her hand be shakin'. Shakin' whle beatin my meat, nigga.
Jared: Timmy, you're as white as white can get. You can take that imaginary girl hand, and go fuck yourself. Your dumb ass ghetto talk will get you nowhere. Now get your white ass outta here.
Timmy: Dayum, nigga. Ok, I see you.
Jared: You'll be seeing nothing after I beat the shit out of you. Go away.
Ghetto Talk has taken everyone.
Click my handle to see my other definitions.
Jared: TIMMY! What the fuck are you doing on my yard? Is that a joint? I thought you were a nerd!
Timmy: You's crazy, bitch. Lil Timmy is always cool, fo real. Poppin' joint is my specialty.
Jared: Yeah, right. You're a fucking virgin. I doubt you even got as far as a handshake with girl.
Timmy: Her hand be shakin'. Shakin' whle beatin my meat, nigga.
Jared: Timmy, you're as white as white can get. You can take that imaginary girl hand, and go fuck yourself. Your dumb ass ghetto talk will get you nowhere. Now get your white ass outta here.
Timmy: Dayum, nigga. Ok, I see you.
Jared: You'll be seeing nothing after I beat the shit out of you. Go away.
Ghetto Talk has taken everyone.
Click my handle to see my other definitions.
by Malware. January 20, 2019
 Get the Ghetto Talkmug.
Get the Ghetto Talkmug. (n.) A small ghetto: A small area populated by poor and low income people prone to violence, drug use, and coolness.
Often exists within a patchwork of middle class and upper class communities. Indicated by the presence of hookers, drug addicts/tweakers, drug dealers, gang members, check cashin' places, pawn shops, or other shady people/locations.
Often exists within a patchwork of middle class and upper class communities. Indicated by the presence of hookers, drug addicts/tweakers, drug dealers, gang members, check cashin' places, pawn shops, or other shady people/locations.
(1) "Roll up the window, we're in a pocket ghetto."
(2) "We are? How do you know?"
(1) "First, I buy my weed here. Second, there's a Wafflehouse.
(2) "We are? How do you know?"
(1) "First, I buy my weed here. Second, there's a Wafflehouse.
by AZ Homegrown May 28, 2009
 Get the Pocket Ghettomug.
Get the Pocket Ghettomug.