Timmy: Wassup mah niggas! Its yo boy, Lil Timmy, the real balla. We about to pop some joint, bitches!
Jared: TIMMY! What the fuck are you doing on my yard? Is that a joint? I thought you were a nerd!
Timmy: You's crazy, bitch. Lil Timmy is always cool, fo real. Poppin' joint is my specialty.
Jared: Yeah, right. You're a fucking virgin. I doubt you even got as far as a handshake with girl.
Timmy: Her hand be shakin'. Shakin' whle beatin my meat, nigga.
Jared: Timmy, you're as white as white can get. You can take that imaginary girl hand, and go fuck yourself. Your dumb ass ghetto talk will get you nowhere. Now get your white ass outta here.
Timmy: Dayum, nigga. Ok, I see you.
Jared: You'll be seeing nothing after I beat the shit out of you. Go away.

Ghetto Talk has taken everyone.

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"Oh nigga, I just gae dat guh da nastiest case o' hupes eva at da partay down in da ghetto of ATL!!!!!"

"Dude, you're 12. You're parents are lawyers. You live in a mansion for fuck's sake."

"Ah shoo, whyz yooz hatin' on me?"

"Look shitnitz, take your white ass and your CapriSun out of my house."

"Aight Dawg!"

"I'm not your 'dawg' and stop with the Ghetto talk... seriously..."

Example 1

'With an attitude like this, you won't be winning the national spelling bee.'
'But I don't wanna learn no more of that stuff.'
'What have I told you about using ghetto-talk here?'

*example inspired by Akeela and the Bee

Other Examples

'Hey, I wanna watch the news.'
'You shouldn't be sitting down with your phone in yo' pocket. It may buttdial someone by accident.'
'He ain't going to school today.'

Please note that the word "buttdial" has been added today (August 27, 2015) and may not be recognized by your computer.