by jogobean September 17, 2014
Get the wrinkle festmug. When a straight male jokes around with another male coworker/friend in a gay manner (i.e calling coworkers/friends cute, spanking other male coworkers/friends, blowing other male coworkers/friends kisses), so often that they manifest themselves gay. Typically in a construction/blue collar environment.
by Fetus805 June 8, 2023
Get the Man-festingmug. When you replace the valve mechanisms in all four of your townhouse's toilets, but neglect to replace the flappers, per the directions on the box. You then have to throw a Flapper Fest to remedy the problem.
Hey Wifey, let's have have a Flapper Fest tonight, so you can help me fix all the toilets I fucked up by only replacing one component!
by Uncle Willard May 12, 2015
Get the Flapper Festmug. A gathering of people who have a hard on for feeling like they're saving the day. This festival typically takes place among the various fields of Emergency Services. Too many units respond to a scene and everyone gets a hard on and measures the size of their dicks. Talking over each other on the radio, unnecessarily calling for a life flight bird, running emergency traffic to non emergency calls, etc."
You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.
You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.
"all the units are on scene and it's a damn boner fest."
"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."
"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."
by Madam Poochaneenie June 13, 2017
Get the Boner Festmug. by puglover2oo5 April 18, 2021
Get the snooze festmug. by gummy bear queen August 1, 2015
Get the burrito festmug. When a large group, typically of men, gather and eat a lot of sausages (usually German, both the men and the sausages).
by Duppy Conqueror February 17, 2020
Get the Sausage Festmug.