slam blasted

When you are so high your motor functions are impeded. Sentences become hard to formulate and you look cross-eyed.

Friend 1: Bro what's wrong with you, are you high?

Me: Nah bro I'm slam blasted...

by slam blasted March 22, 2020

tarzan blasting

Tarzan blasting is when a man or women are hanging from trees whilst they are finger blasting each other whilst they are having sex.

man: do u wanna go tarzan blasting

women: YASSSS
man: alright lets find a tree then

by King Smurf November 13, 2018

Land blasted

To get smashed in the ass

Hey Dustin did you hear. Trista got land blasted by Pete last night

by Hahhsuen January 19, 2018

mass blast

When you reach a cataclysmic orgasm and right as you cum the force of your orgasm blows the foreskin off of your dick and hits your partner in the face with your semen acting as an adhesive and then sends your partner flying as if you gave them a d-rock

Ratchell didn't believe me when I said I might mass blast her so when I nutted the foreskin on my dick shot off and made her go flying back.

by spine fetish64 January 11, 2019

Blizzard Blast

When you Cum up a lucky ladies arse, but then she regrettably farts and sprays you with said ejaculate

"John, what's that white and brown residue in your hair"?
John - The bitch I boned before Blizzard Blasted my Jizz out of her arse, and some arse cheddar musta' stuck to it

by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

Tassel Blasted

When your co-worker wears a tassel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink tassel.

Me: Dude, why is Joe out today?
Jason: Didn't you hear, he got totally tassel blasted

by The Grumpy Munchkin December 2, 2013

Ammonia Blast

1. Fast stream of urine.

2. Wild stream of piss.

3.The act of pissing on someone for humor or discipline.

" 'My bitch is out of line!'

'Dude, give her the Ammonia Blast'"

by sexualbiscut June 5, 2011