adirondack barking spider

a type of spider that lives in the adirondacks that barks very loudly to be heard by the whole campsite and excretes a foul stench in fear.

"Dad, was that a fart?"
"No! That was an adirondack barking spider!"

by thatdadwiththegrillwhencamping July 9, 2022

Barked

Nakedly walking by an individual and brushing them with a shaved vagina.

Bitch just barked me!

by Refs67 March 3, 2025

bark

mommy

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by biggymen January 3, 2022

Bark

To give word, to betray.

"They knew we were coming. Some berk barked."

by Zed Numar July 9, 2021

bark

A handful of gentlemenly dressed queer people

"Yoo look at them! They look so dope who are they???"
"That's an obvious bark"

by ieieiieeiieieiieiwiieieiieieie July 18, 2022

ring-barked

Circumcised (NZ slang)

I opened a bottle of white wine and proceeded to watch an x-rated video. Of course with a long ring-barked cock or two

by Cleverdick2 March 19, 2015

sass bark

A sass bark is when your dog is barking, usually at something stupid, and you tell them to stop and, then, they give you one, final, low bark, to get in that last sass bark.

My dog is a little brat as she gave me a sass bark after I yelled at her to stop barking at the leaves blowing in the wind.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023