by frankandbeans10 April 14, 2014
Get the dry surprise mug.The act of fucking a chick doggy style whilst facing a window, you then proceed to pull out, and a mate takes over the ramming without her noticing.
You then race outside the house and pop up from below the window, with your hands at the side of your head, waving your fingers like moose ears and shout "Surprise Moosey!"
You then race outside the house and pop up from below the window, with your hands at the side of your head, waving your fingers like moose ears and shout "Surprise Moosey!"
"Me and Dave did a surprise Moosey on Linda last night. You should have seen her face!. Worse than when I gave her a Dirty Sanchez"
by Mongrlz August 15, 2012
Get the Surprise Moosey mug.In a hotel room or rental, the act of intentionally leaving bodily fluids, especially sexual excretions, on the walls or furniture for the cleaning crew to find under black light inspection.
Intentional ejaculation onto walls or furniture that don't belong to you.
Intentional ejaculation onto walls or furniture that don't belong to you.
After an all night orgy Corey and his boyfriends left a CSI surprise on all of the walls in their hotel room.
by MasterBlaster6999 January 28, 2012
Get the CSI Surprise mug.1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.
2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.
2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.
by The Checkered Peach May 21, 2011
Get the Surprise Squid mug.An unexpected excess of snot deposited on your finger. Not to be confused with the Surprise blow, which could be omitted from genitalia or assorted other orifices!
You're pretty sure your nose just has a tiny wee booger in there. You breach the outer rim slightly and strike gold straight away. It's not even crusty.. & you're not even feeling clogged up!
You extract your finger to find a nasal snot baby attached to your finger the size of a cherry!!
WOAH! Where did THAT come from?? That's the surprise pick!
You extract your finger to find a nasal snot baby attached to your finger the size of a cherry!!
WOAH! Where did THAT come from?? That's the surprise pick!
by K-man75 September 3, 2012
Get the The Surprise Pick mug.I had my new Girlfriend sucking my cock. She said promise not to cum in my mouth. I said yes. As I got close I placed my hands on the back of her head and shot my complete load of cum in her mouth making a Cim Surprise.
by Asianpoker January 31, 2022
Get the cim surprise mug.The act of pouring alcoholic spirites into a woman's vaginal region, picking her up and shaking her before she releases the fishy-essence of the spirit into your mouth.
by Gandalf the Greyg May 7, 2013
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