pissy surprise

An act that involves penetrating an anus during anal sex while wearing a condom. You then whisper in your partner's ear, "I have a surprise," and scream while pissing in the condom and inflating it inside your partner's rectum. You then take your penis out of their rectum, tie the condom up like a balloon and press the tied end all the way in.

"I have a surprise."
"No. No no no."
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"NOT THE PISSY SURPRISE!!!"

by MeatPopsicle69 April 1, 2021

Plum Surprise

1. A non-consensual form of Plums in the oven.
2. Probably some sort of pudding.

"I was with Josh the other night, and he suddenly gave me a Plum Surprise."
"No way. What an asshole."
"That's what he said."

by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

dry surprise

Unsuspecting anal sex without any lubricant.

For his birthday, his boyfriend gave him a dry surprise.

by frankandbeans10 April 14, 2014

Surprise Moosey

The act of fucking a chick doggy style whilst facing a window, you then proceed to pull out, and a mate takes over the ramming without her noticing.
You then race outside the house and pop up from below the window, with your hands at the side of your head, waving your fingers like moose ears and shout "Surprise Moosey!"

"Me and Dave did a surprise Moosey on Linda last night. You should have seen her face!. Worse than when I gave her a Dirty Sanchez"

by Mongrlz August 15, 2012

Surprise Squid

1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.

2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.

That was so startling, you made me have a Surprise Squid!

by The Checkered Peach May 21, 2011

Surprise Rimmer

To give someone a rim job without them being aware. Also can be considered sexual abuse depending where you are from

Joe: Has anyone seen ethan?

Ethan: Surprise rimmer! "Slurp"

by Foureyes__ December 14, 2009

surprised meme

That moment when there was a quack, and it was loud.

The surprised meme confused everyone.

by TosterOven January 29, 2017