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Texas Wedge

1. When penetrating a sexual partner from behind, placing a 10 gallon hat over his or her face, and yelling “yeehaw!” or “Remember the Alamo!”
2. When a man wearing a cowboy hat “wedges” himself in between a couple making love and begins penetrating partner A from the couple from behind while partner B from the couple penetrates the “wedge”
3. A simple golf term when using a putter off of the green
1. I found my dad’s old cowboy hat cleaning the drawers under his bed, and I think I’m gonna try the Texas Wedge on my girlfriend tonight.

2. The girl I like already has a boyfriend, but I’m thinking of trying the Texas Wedge with them tonight.

3. The sand wedge has been shit today...time to go with the Texas wedge.
by 10 gallon Helga January 18, 2020
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Texas Douche

When your turd hits the water in the toilet so hard it backsplashes all over your ass.
"You're such a Texas Douche...no better than an ass covered in shit water."
by Cabaluchi February 20, 2020
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Texas Water Plug

Texas Water Plug

When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.

Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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Texas Coffee Break

Slipping into the bathroom for a quick wank or bean flick while at work and on the clock.
I got so horny sitting at my desk I had to take a Texas coffee break.

Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.

My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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Texas Gas Chamber

Dropping some rank as flatulence while inside of a pup tent with the flaps down.
We slipped into Tijuana ford one late night Tex mex and the local donkey show. It was great till we got back to the camp site and turned the tent into a Texas gas chamber.

I couldn’t get out of the Texas gas chamber fast enough. The zipper was stuck. It smelled like hot rotten eggs.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020
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Texas Broiler

Intentionally depriving oneself from taking a shit for several days in order to amass the largest, fastest and voluminous crap as possible.

Gestation is complete for the broiler when the gut is percolating and sloshing and the sphincter is dilated and starting to crown accompanied by defecatory labor pains.

The Texas Broiler must be released and left for others to observe and admire.
Tommy dropped a Texas broiler in his grandma’s newly renovated bathroom so everyone that went to see the remodel also saw a true work of human art.

I’m working up a Texas broiler. It’s been 4 days since I shit. I’m planning on dropping this one on my neighbor’s driveway.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
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Texas Propane and Propane Accessories

The act of reaching for a canister of propane ( or propane accessories ) and selling it. You cannot and shall not forget to tell the customer that you are a propane (and propane accessories) salesman as it gets you harder than Portland cement.
Customer 1: Yo I think i just got Texas Propane and Propane Accessories'd
Customer 2: How do you know?
Customer 1: When the clerk told me what he does he made this weird "bwaAaaAaAa" sound.
by Mother fuckin Hank Hill November 17, 2020
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