one-teste-jesse

A guy named Jesse who only has one teste (Yes ladies; it's true!)

One-teste-jesse tried to impresse the ladies with is schlong, but they just couldn't stop staring at his lone testical. AWWWWW :(

by GangstaE April 24, 2003

wind tunnel tester

a racial slur directed towards a person of asian decent. their eyes resemble someone that has a heavy wind blown in their face. the squinty eye looks like they are standing in a wind tunnel.

that wind tunnel tester is driving 20 mph under the speed limit with their blinker on

by mentz8 January 21, 2009

testical festival

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University

Dude, this place blows

Yeah, It's a testical festival

by Chris Chance January 28, 2008

azure testes

A rich, British man's version of blue balls.

I say old bean, the queen has been cold to me as of late, and I'm beginning to develop the azure testes.

by Cashatoo September 3, 2006

Tested the battery

Same as tossing salad. You know you have stuck your tongue on a 9-volt battery.

When we were fooling around last night, I tested the battery.

by JMLHOLT December 6, 2006

Testiclees

A Roman Gladiator who was driven insane by his own name.

Hey! Testiclees! ....Are you nuts?
Hey! Testiclees .....You got some balls!

by StuPedasso October 10, 2012

testickle

To tickle one with a testicle.

What's that testicle doing in my armpit?

by devil herder July 11, 2004