Temporary Boredom Disease

A condition which causes frustration and boredom particularly to 2GB listeners

Ever since Alan Jones left 2GB there has been a significant increase in TBD (Temporary Boredom Disease) by listners of the Ben Boredom show. Infact recent studies suggest TBD has increased 10 times more for innoculated users to the point of changing to ABC mornings to receive some relief from the diseaae

by Aussie Cossack October 7, 2021

Temple of the Sun God Sacrifice

When 7-9 East African monkeys circle around you whilst you are chained to a log spinning over a bonfire, as they all do best mates from fortnite and slap your face with their balls one by one.

Guy #1: hey man, how was your night last night?

Guy #2: I got brutally temple of the sun god sacrificed unfortunately.

by Jit Lord April 21, 2022

Temple Tan

When someone feels that every single part of their body needs to be tanned, so they take a self-tanning device and tan their temple.

Bro, I just used my self-tanner to do a temple tan. Hope I don't get skin cancer!

by Medium Mac May 2, 2022

Temple City

(n): A city in California known also known as thug city -

you will meet your fill of hoodrats here if you stay long enough - guaranteed

1: I need to go to the supermarket tomorrow and it crosses over Temple City
2: Here, take some pesticide just in case

by fillet879 May 6, 2022

Temple Carrig

A natzi concentration camp

Help I’m going to Temple carrig

by Concentration camp May 10, 2022

Temporal Leakage

1: When a piece of information, whether it be a fact, an idea, or even the knowledge of something's mere existence, slowly gets collectively forgotten about by everyone for no discernable reason. Aka, when some information figuratively leaks out of everyone's brains over time (temporal can refer to both the brain e.g. "temporal lobe", or to time e.g. "temporal anomaly").

2: When someone's brain (mainly the temporal lobe) literally disintegrates and leaks out of their head through their ears (where the temporal lobe is closest to).

Definition 1:
Timothy: Why does everyone keep forgetting I'm part of THE Edwards family? My last name is LITERALLY Edwards!
William: They can't help it. For some reason that piece of information is affected by Temporal Leakage.

Definition 2:
Timothy: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO HIM!?! WHAT'S LEAKING OUT OF HIS EARS!?!
Elizabeth: I think that's his BRAIN!?! *vomits*
Timothy: Is THIS what they mean by Temporal Leakage!?!?!

by 314rft April 26, 2023

Tempofrost

The melting of permafrost ; when permafrost is no longer permanent (temporary frost)

The tempofrost in parts of Alaska is causing a housing crisis.

by BiggKirk May 14, 2023