tonsil teaser

Deep throat blowjob.

Damn ! That girl gives the best tonsil teasers..

by IceMan88 January 21, 2003

Lemon Teasing

using the juice of a lemon to stimulate wounds on the vaginal/clitoral regions, caused by violent sex

Lemon Teasing - Halve a lemon, juice it and set aside. Perform brutal sex on your female partner until the pussy has been grated to show wounds. While wounds are fresh, pour the lemon juice over the gaping wounds. If vagina starts to fizz, stand back!

by Fruit Master Flexmatic December 9, 2008

cunt tease

I female that appears to be a lesbian and hits on other lesbians. But when the second lesbian tries to get sexual and the first lesbian then stops her, the first lesbian is now a cunt tease. She was teasing the second lesbian's cunt.

Susan thought she would have sex with Amy, but Susan soon found out Amy was just another cunt tease.

by Timmy6981 January 18, 2006

Tejas-Rohan

The perfect combination of two awesome beings.

Man, I wish I was a Tejas-Rohan

by Chundo December 27, 2010

techastrophe

noun. a major catastrophe caused by technology

Honey, I'm sorry! I tried to call you but my phone had a major techastrophe!

I was going to bore you to death with another PowerPoint presentation today but due to a techastrophie I will have to bore you to death manually.

I owe $11,891.52 to the phone company this month? This has got to be some kind of techastrophe!!

by jwiebers January 16, 2011

Teased off

To get angry, uncomfortable or upset

Steve: I'm getting really teased off!
James: Calm down. Calm down.

by KingofNorway March 21, 2015

Tease Boi

The offspring of a Fuck Boi who cannot fuck a person so instead resorts to teasing them to the brink of climaxing, and then walks out, leaving their victum on the verge of climaxing.

Raygaun isn't actually a pokemon, that nigga is a Tease Boi.

by BlueJayTheElite March 23, 2016