Tebow Dat Hoe

To fuck a girl so hard she says Tim Tebow's name 15 times in a row. 15 refering to the number of Tebow's jersey

Dude: Im about to Tebow dat hoe
Dude: wanna get tebowed hoe?
Girl: Yep
later on that night.........
Girl: Tebow (15x)

by mike and dom January 18, 2009

Teboner

The act of Defending and/or having a man crush on Tim Tebow.

1. In his heated debate about Tim Tebow, kyle started to get a Teboner.

2. "Tyler, you have such a Teboner right now defending Tim's QB rating."
3.Shane was part of the Toboners club.

by richard mcwhiner January 25, 2012

CMDR Akuma Tebori

The pro penis flyer with the insane newtonian poop skills who sucks dick in newtonian flight mode with -99999999 credits.

Cmdr Akuma Tebori is a poop fart

by unrealgmod38 June 10, 2022

Tebow

(V.) 1. To watch something multiple times, and cry at the same spot in the show.

2. To cry after losing a game that you had no shot in.

Jason: "Man, I started tebowing my eyes out last night when I watched that girl get killed in that show last night"
Friend: "Fag.

by tbs17 December 14, 2009

Tebogin

n. While engaging in sexual intercourse with a female, one punches the female in the face untill they are knocked unconcious, then their arms and legs are amputated, and finally they are rode down the stairs with your male gentalia in their anal cavity(your dick in their ass).

"Last night i gave my girlfriend a tebogin" -Simon

by Steve McNigglesworth October 2, 2004

TELoMP

"Talking Extra Loud on My Phone"; verb. A defense tactic used to counteract the annoying disturbance caused by another, less courteous, cell phone user. May also be used against generally loud, obnoxious talkers.

My roommate was being really loud and annoying as usual, so I TELoMP'ed her with several conversations I saved up for the specific purpose of surviving such an onslaught of rudeness.

by OoaKwA September 8, 2011

Tebowtopping

The act of "Tebowing" behind someone and having a second person push a victim over top of them as if they were table topping them.

Rather than the table top, Tebowtopping is with a "Tebowing" position rather than a standard crouched position.

by Ccino December 25, 2011