by Tater the great April 04, 2021
When a woman is bent over a kitchen counter that hasn't been wiped down during sex and gets crumbs all over her breasts
"I forgot to clean the kitchen before she came over last night. She ended up with major tater tits."
"His kitchen was so gross. I got really bad tater tits."
"His kitchen was so gross. I got really bad tater tits."
by phofffff July 19, 2021
by Biscuit doge May 28, 2018
by Batman vision dark mode May 01, 2021
Putz parked totally on Urban Dictionary over-obsessing on absorbing entries or getting published. Close relative to urban dichead.
Geek #1: "MILF! Courgarlicious... That's one silver fox trot. A jamie lee coitus. What do you think, dude?"
Geek #2: "Get a life. I think you're becoming an urban dic tater."
Geek #2: "Get a life. I think you're becoming an urban dic tater."
by geezitron November 16, 2009
by goldmoogle March 03, 2014