hopper tailed

A man with hips broader than his shoulders

Well dagum it billy if you keep eating all that apple cornbread you're gonna end hopper tailed!

by Mausermania March 10, 2021

being tailed

1: when someone is following you for some reason
2: When a pet dog, cat, or any type of lizard repeatedly hits someone in the face with their tail

I'm being tailed by my dog right now, which is making it difficult to see.

by Vanguard 1998 March 18, 2021

Kite-tailed

The act of having a couple of drinks (cocktails) followed by four heavy hits of quality weed causing you to get totally fucked up.

Uncle Pete, kite-tailed into oblivion last night making a complete ass of myself.

by pbwadd July 25, 2021

Kangaroo Tailed

When you get selected to join an instagram live video with your idol Ebanie Bridges and feel the need to introduce your penis to the world first.

Today I let a fan join my live instagram video and he kangaroo Tailed me the cunt.

by Kangaroo tailed November 17, 2021

Fairy Tailed

When you're about to get your butt beat in a fight.

"Oh £#$& I'm gonna get Fairy Tailed."

by PeakSunsSelfDoubt<3 December 15, 2021

Tomb Tainer

A cruel person who tells a person to leave a person alone in a hurtful way, and inconsiderate for anyone's feelings. And someone who plays very unfair with someone, never believing anybody because of males, and disrespects others opinions, also a person who hates men. And someone who wants to get rid of males, an unfair gamer, an unfair remarking person, a Liar, a troll.

Person 1:Hey mike, i want to play tag with you :D
Person 2:Sure :)
Person 3:include me, *tags person 1*
Person 1:*glares at person 3* Don't touch me you ebola punk
Person 3:But i washed my hands...
Person 1:I don't believe punks like you.
Person 3:Why are you such a tomb tainer to certain people... :(

by Junko Ilkun April 1, 2022

Fat tailed gerbil

The only other type of gerbil that's kept as domesticated pets. They don't really look like their relatives, they look like lightly colored dwarf hamsters with a slab of hairless flat meat as a tail.

I barely recognized the fat tailed gerbil as a gerbil.

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023