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Shelf

Short for “shit myself
Him 1:I just shelf
Him 2: bro
by CronchyApple May 5, 2020
mugGet the Shelfmug.

stick on the shelf

A woman's pokie, pipe, dildo, vibrator,and butt plugs, not usually seen by anyone because it's on the shelf
I don't like when a dirty ass bitch don't care about her health I don't like shit but that stick on the shelf that's it I don't like shit so I sticks to myself myself
by Cal1foolya July 3, 2022
mugGet the stick on the shelfmug.

Going top shelf

When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.
I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.
by Risk Ransom October 14, 2022
mugGet the Going top shelfmug.

Shelf

Girl with a big booty that is flat on top like a shelf.
That girl got a shelf. You could set a coke can on that.
by Tremain50 May 7, 2025
mugGet the Shelfmug.

Shelf

*eats shelf*
I eat shelf
by Shelfeater2000 February 19, 2024
mugGet the Shelfmug.

shelf boobs

perky boobs that don’t hang, aka a shelf
“Wow! What kind of bra does she have on?” “oh she just has shelf boobs. they’re just like that they don’t hang. they’re perky.”
by jana73848262673&4 January 30, 2018
mugGet the shelf boobsmug.

Inspection Shelf

The flat horizontal portion of an European, Eastern European and Middle Eastern style commode, which function is to provide a surface in which fecal matter has a place to rest. This is so the distributor of said feces can inspect the item to gain insight on the health of his, her, they, them or otherwise's internal organs and fecal matter produciton efficiency.
I sure am thankful that these restrooms have a sufficient 'inspection shelf' for me to lay my log upon. If they didn't, I wouldn't have been able to determine that I did eat that much corn last night. I surely don't recall consuming that much.
by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023
mugGet the Inspection Shelfmug.

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