Still Salty

The ultimate dis track about SYNing

Grack: "Ayo lily this kid tried to steal all my lightbulbs, he tried to suck em"
Lily: "He must be still salty"
Kaity:"He thought he was lil Huddy or something"

by Your Granny Tranny xoxo August 5, 2020

Alex Is Salty

Alex got mad in minecraft and left

Bro, alex is salty

by butterone78 August 23, 2019

Salty Monocle

A sexual act in which, when reaching climax, the man withdraws his penis from sexual release, then proceeds in ejaculating in a straight line up the side of the woman's cheek and circling the eye to form a monocle composed of semen.

This is not to be confused with the "Glass Eye" or "Salty Sunglasses" in which the man covers the entire eye or in a more challenging feat to pull off, circles both eyes, respectively.

"You look simple ravishing with that Salty Monocle my dear, you most certainly shimmer with a higher class."

"Last night I gave your mother a Salty Monocle, she was the belle of the ball."

"OMFG! MY EYE! X__O"

by Kevike May 1, 2009

salty doll

A cute girl who has an attitude that is caustic, sarcastic, and bitter at the world to some degree. As with any salty individual, it's often a mask to hide insecurity, but not always.

That paramedic on my last shift was one salty doll. A bit of a jerk on the outset, but she was great and had a good sense of humor once she gained some respect and let down her guard.

by AmericanPanoply February 17, 2018

Salty Melon

The sexual act involving busting as many nuts in a watermelon and letting it soak in before eating it.

Person 1: "Wow that salty melon is loaded"
Person 2: "Yeah, can't wait to have some of it later"

by A.V.S.C. April 30, 2023

Salty potato

The definition of a good looking person according to Joey Essex from the TV series The Only Way Is Essex

Joey: All I wanna do tonight is find a salty potato and I'll be sweet
Mario: A What?
Joey: Salty potato
Mario: What's a salty potato?
Joey: A salty girl, a sort. Do you like potatoes?
Mario: They're all right
Joey: Do you like salt?
Mario: Yeah
Joey: Salty potato
Mario They're not good for you though

"Damn, she is one salty potato!"

by iliketrashytv March 19, 2012

Salty Neck

When one has a neck with a member of the of the opposite sex and happens to have bit of a twist... To begin, the female of the two sexes first has a romantic experience using her lips on another male private region, and she begins to suck passionately until he "Blows his load" as one would say. After this experience for the lady, she then moves onto a different male, with the intention of passing the previous victims fluid into the other males mouth (while he is unaware of the previous events that have occurred.) Hence the term "Salty Neck"

Its a Salty Neck! OMG she necked him after she he gave that other lad a suck! hahahaha

by saohjzbfgbg July 5, 2014