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At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.
Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.
by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005
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How to joint picture editing green background in Photoshop CC is a term that Indians upload videos of editing images of Indian people, They actually made a lot of parts and the parts usually means "Part bp" and using inappropriate sexual thumbnails to get views for clout, so who started this type of content?
How To Joint Picture Editing Green Background in Photoshop cc, Part Bp Fastest Trick in Less minute New Episode Part349
by Jiafei7871 October 22, 2023
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June 9th is the day of each year that every man (or person with both a dick and an ass), who also posesses a female significant other, sends her a picture of their dick and ass. It can be separate, or together, but both the dick and ass must be photographed and sent on this day, if mentioned.
GF; "Hey babe, do you know what day it is?"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"
by Katzleinne June 9, 2021
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picture hopper

When someone takes a picture with random strangers just to make a funny picture. Could be due to something the random strangers are doing or wearing etc.
-DDrDan202
Picture Hopper -A person who creates kind of an awkward situation while taking a funny picture such as if your in Las Vegas and you see two random people on the street, one is passed out, the other is waiting for the 1st one to wake up and you jump in to take a funny picture .
by DanTanneh May 21, 2015
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National Post Bad Pictures Of Laurie Day

Everybody has to post the worst pictures they have of laurie!!!!
“Post laurie day!!”
Everybody has to post the worst pictures they have of laurie!!!!

National Post Bad Pictures Of Laurie Day
by sigopsnchc December 20, 2023
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Pictures with Carmen

Pictures taken with a woman, that is at LEAST 3 points above your cosmetic point scale rating (1-10), next to your bed immediately before or following intercourse.
That chick was way too hot for you! If you hit it I want pictures with Carmen.
by ender2664 August 13, 2023
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Just for the picture

When you show up at the last minute only to prove that you have been a part of it you are there "just for the picture"
When you show up at the last minute only to prove that you have been a part of it you are there "just for the picture"

They just showed up for the picture. Just to prove they've been a part of it.
by Aunt Hetty January 20, 2020
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