Taint Whip

When struggling to maintain an erection during intercourse due to excess alcohol consumption, rather than penetration the flaccid penis just slaps against the taint

Brah #1: What happened to you last night?
Brah #2: I left the bar with that chick that girl who thought Sandra Bullock was the funniest talent in Hollywood, but instead of laying the pipe, the combination of Long Island Iced Teas and her recital of lines from The Heat caused me to taint whip for 3 hours until we both gave up.

by FakeTucci January 18, 2015

taint lobster

a pubic crab that resides in the taint region, near the ass

Because John did not thoroughly shave his pubic area, his crabs relocated and are now considered taint lobsters.

Dude, I once gave a rim job to this chick who had some nasty ass taint lobsters.

by ScorpGem February 11, 2015

Taint Knuckle

Someone that shoves all their fingers into a females vagina, so that their knuckles are touching the taint...

Dude my bro Jackson just taint knuckled Rhonda.

by The Judge of the Northeast April 26, 2015

taint braider

One who braids the hair between the balls and the taint of another person.

Dude, what is that a fucking chia pet? You need to see a taint braider.

by Wealthy big penis 69 November 12, 2015

Taint slapper

When your balls hits the taint during sex.

I was taint slapping last night. Oh you are such a taint slapper.

by Chodecaptain December 14, 2015

Taint Pocket

The pocket created by overlapping material in boxer briefs that starts at the pee flap and ends right before your butthole; commonly used to hide your stash.

Hey Adam hide this dimebag in your taint pocket,They won't find it if they pat you down.

by Alan Nash April 1, 2016

taint water

The occurrence when pee dribbles into the butthole.

You got taint water on my colored pencil.

by chili butt September 17, 2016