the buddy system

A system used between two or more men to help aid them in the event they are caught in an uncomfortable member of the opposite sex, particularly an unattractive and/or obese female during a party situation. When utilizing this system, the male victim will shout out "BUDDY!" and in turn the nearest member(s) of the buddy chain will come to his rescue.

Nasty party slut: Wanna get out of here?
Victim: Uh, well see...(looking around) uh, BUDDY!
Friend/Wingman (shuffles over to the rescue): So, uh John, you left your laundry downstairs. Oh, then we're up for beer pong. LETS GO.
Victim: Wow thanks man...the buddy system never fails. Did you see her snaggletooth?

by Strella January 22, 2006

love system

A combination of steps, methods, and routine patterns formulated to achieve the specific goal of a establishing and maintaining a hot, passionate, fulfilling love relationship. The love system is 'whole' consisting of interrelated and interdependent elements which continually influence one another (directly or indirectly). The love system has feedback mechanisms of communication, periods of calm and change, and boundaries that are usually defined by the lovers within the love system itself. The love system is simple but can be limited by the observer’s capacity to comprehend the complexity of the other lover in the system. The dating system can transfer some understanding and solutions to the love system but the love system obeys rules which cannot be understood by breaking them into parts, and may malfunction when an element is removed or altered significantly. Together, lovers in a love system provide each other with a coherent and unified way of viewing and interpreting the universe that they experience as love.

“That couple has a finely tuned love system.”

“His love system automatically fills the love bucket.”

by Love Bucket February 20, 2010

wonderland system

the did system of a person on tiktok who has a world of people and got diagnosed in their inner world by a doctor alter. their oldest alter is not human and is over 2000 years old. they have over 270 alters and they are different races and have different political views, some are republican. they also all have different accents and some have tics. they are probaby have schizophrenia because wtf.

do u think the wonderland system had the holocaust?

by orionandflynnskids January 6, 2022

The Wing System

Spite wings- Sex in spite of a person for past events.
Ugly Wings - Sex with a Ugly person.
Orange - Sex with a disabled
Pink - Sex with a white person and or getting your white wings and red at the same time
Black - Sex with a black person or a widow
White - Sex with a virgin
Red - Sex with a woman who is having her period
Brown - Anal sex
Green - Sex with someone who has an STD
Yellow - Sex while pissing
Silver - Sex with an old person
Blue / purple- Sex with a dead person and or in the water;
Purple- Sex with a dead person and or Pregnant chick.
Gold - first golden shower.
Grey - Sex with someone who has grandchildren.
Platinum - gone down on a girl and made her squirt.
Rainbow - pukes into your mouth when you're kissing and. or gay sex.
buffalo wings - a fat girl or Sex with The fat that sticks out around the sides of a woman's bra strap.
Knife wings - Sex with your best friends girlfriend.

Wing Commander- When all wings have been met.

I herd Jonesy scratched off some wings off the wing system!

by TheySayJones January 28, 2010

imperial system

An awful outdated system still used in many countries such as the US and partly in the UK.

Revolves around measuring weight, length, distance and currency in units that actually do not make sense, unlike the metric system which has been taken on board by most countries and is used in all science.

imperial system : 12 inches is a foot. 3 foot is a yard. 1760 yards is a mile.

metric system : 10 milimetres is a centimetre. 100 centimetres is a metre. 1000 metres is a kilometre.

Which system makes sense?

by Nic September 11, 2005

dating system

A combination of steps, methods, and routine patterns formulated to achieve any of the multiple goals of attraction, matchmaking, a one night stand, friends with benefits, romance, finding a mate, and possibly marriage. Live and packaged dating systems train men and women and teach the nuances of a meeting encounter. The dating system is designed to escalate the sexual tension between parties. Men who use dating systems are often called pick-up artists as they strategically go after women who are often unaware of the systematic moves the man is making (ideally both the man and woman receive mutual benefits). Terms like “Total 10” and Tier System classifies women in the dating system. Online dating services improve matches with technology but a dating system is then needed to “close the deal.” The proliferation of dating system books, courses, and training on the internet indicate the burning desire to successfully attract a member of the opposite sex.

“Wow - He’s getting massive response from women now that he implemented the dating system.”

“Someone tell him to upgrade his dating system... No way his touching my love bucket!”

by Love Bucket February 20, 2010

life support system for a cunt

Any kiniving bitch, ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, spouse visa fraud or general whore.

If you weren't a life support system for a cunt, you wouldn't have a friend in the world.

by psychopath9 May 1, 2009