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Curtain Swinger

Someone who is cross eyed and/ or cant focus on one thing.

They often swing their eyes side to side or sit in the middle.
Look at the bimbo over there the Curtain Swinger, cant keep two straight eyes the skrag.

Oi, keep ya eyes straight ya curtain swinger.

watch where you're going ya curtain swinger.
by Docker Picker Dyl August 19, 2020
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Ass Swiper

When you go 5 fingers deep between ur ass cheeks
by ASS SWIPER January 19, 2021
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The Swiper

The process of taking someone's virginity via inserting your massive cock (has to be massive) into their hole ._. and saying "aww mannn,,," afterwards
Person A: I just used The Swiper on my gf and she was so grateful

Person B: Damn bro, I should try that too, let's try it together rn... fuck me!
by aremu February 14, 2021
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Carpet swinger

Someone or something that can eat on multiple carpets at the same time
by Mike Oxenou May 26, 2021
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COCK SWIPER

This is a person (friend or foe) who loves dick or sex so much. That when going out with friends or at a party, as soon as the opportunity arises they'll make it known to guys they just meet that their down to fuck. They'll hold on and secure the first male who shows they are willing to fuck to guarantee they're getting dick before the night is over. They are likely to do this multiple times in a night to increase the chances that they won't go home without getting laid. The more dick the better is how the cock swiper mind works. What makes a cock swiper special is, no matter the occasion or situation they ll will exhibit this behavior. Example, a group of friends are going out to cheer up one of there friends who just got out a bad relationship. The plan is to get this friend laid so they can feel better and move on. Well if a cock swiper is in the group, the cock swiper will say they're there to help the lonely friend. However the second they walk into the club. The cock swiper is doing everything possible to get all the attention from the males. Making the mission and reason for going out harder for the heart broken friend looking to move on.
I love her but we all know Missy is a cock swiper. If we invite her this time, we'll never find Jill a man.
by Paul Pickle November 27, 2021
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monieo swiper

someone who steals 154.9999999 monieo from me
dn9t is a giant monieo swiper
by the real john reed February 15, 2022
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Porch swingers

The term in the swinger community to describe couples or people who call themselves “swinger’s “ but actually never participate or engage in anything with the lifestyle..
We met a super awesome couple at the meet and great and really wanted to have fun with them… but unfortunately they are just “porch swingers “ …
by South Shore lifestyle September 19, 2022
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