shagging yourself silly

Another way of saying "pissing on your own chips", "making things harder for yourself", or "shooting yourself in the foot". If you've shagged yourself silly, you've really messed things up for yourself and created a total disaster which could have been avoided had you stopped to think. This phrase takes a nod to the act of inbreeding.

Dear Tory Twat, you're absolutely shagging yourself silly by planning to build over 7000 houses on a floodplain.

by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025

Sanging

Used by Ivan instead of the proper word “singing”

Ivan struggles with English

AND MY FRIEND BEGAN SANGING IT IN SCHOOL JUST TODAY

by Yuutoriii December 8, 2025

Cyber-shagging

2 people who desperately want sex, but haven't got enough courage to admit it, so do it over facebook

Jules and Phil are cyber-shagging when all they really want to do is go and make sweet sweet love.

by Little Scamp May 17, 2010

Sweater Swaggin'

to wear exotic knit sweaters, preferably from the 1990's, with extreme levels of confidence. (To exclude any and all turtle necks). Usually acquired from thrift stores, or unconscious homeless.

Did you see Micah's sweet knit sweater? He was sweater swaggin' hard!

You missed out, we were sweater swaggin' it up at the bar last night.

by steaz with ease November 17, 2011

crunk swaggins

The best animated character since spongebob squarepants

Crunk swaggins went to the store

by sniggitydiggity September 13, 2013

Semi-Sagging

When a guy wears the waistband of his boxers above the waistline of his trousers. Then, whenever the guy’s shirt rides up/he stretches, the waistband of his boxers is visible.

This differs from normal sagging in that a guy does not wear his trousers lower than usual, rather he wears his boxers slightly higher, covering some of his stomach.

“Oh, did you see Connor semi-sagging earlier? He’s wearing his Calvin Klein’s today”

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 12, 2018

Crystal shagging

Crystal shagger : the act of placing a crystal in your moist Female lady bits and ejecting it out for pleasure

My friend mum is a “ Crystal shagging” she’s likes to pop crystals out of her cunt

Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality

by Fussy Dino arms August 18, 2019