by Zebrasocks March 11, 2023
Get the Sailed the Delaware mug.A play on the stranger, in which the participant drops trow and places himself appropriately on a toilet bowl and then defecates. The participant then places his off-hand (the hand which he or she is not accustomed to wiping with) under his ass cheek until the blood in the hand has been restricted and the hand becomes numb. Unlike the stranger, the participant is not buffing the banana, but rather, attempts to wipe his ass with the numbed off-hand. If feces comes in direct contact through poor coordination or toilet paper misplacement, then the participant has become "messy sailor'd" and thus loses.
After tag-teaming Chavo's sister in the Home and Garden section, Jimbo and Pickles went to the K-Mart bathroom stalls and played a rousing game of messy sailor. Jimbo lost.
by Ginz June 23, 2008
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by LPrez November 25, 2009
Get the Whale Sail mug.when you take a caution sign, put a mop in it, put a tissue on the top of the mop and put soap on the tissue and then put it in a public bathroom stall.
by firedude266 January 9, 2011
Get the soapy sailer mug.A hole sailor is a fierce pirate who unlike a wholesaler, sails the world in search for the booty hole.
by XxHoleSailor69xX June 28, 2017
Get the hole sailor mug.A Sandy Sailor is the same thing as a Sandy Seagull, however the male has foresight to protect his penis with a prophylactic. Therefore, ensuring the pleasurable experience for him upon insertion and a questionable experience for her.
I went to the beach on a romantic date with Nate snd he blessed me with a Sandy Sailor(TM); it was fantastic.
by callmemommy707 August 25, 2017
Get the Sandy Sailor(TM) mug.When two or more males ejaculate into a fleshlight one after another. The fleshlight is not emptied before passing to next participant.
by Wad3th February 6, 2018
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