taint smacker

A successful taint smacker is one who smacks a girls taint with his ball-sack so hard during intercourse it causes her taint to bleed out leading to an infection which causes swelling and build up, creating a taint monster. Be careful because taint monsters are notorious for also being taint smackers by smacking taints during sex in order to reproduce more taint monsters.

Linda- "Damnit Johnny, you know how i know that you are a dirty taint smacker."

Johnny- "No, Linda how."

Linda- "Because I woke up this morning with a little taint monster."

by yahlay-illy August 2, 2010

smacker

1.(n) A stupid, inept, or dorky person.

2.(n) A person who jerks off.

Many people labeled George W. Bush a "smacker" after his handling of the presidency.

What kind of "smacker" do you have to be to get your dick caught in the orange juicer?

by Locker December 12, 2008

Spacker

A word that I should be allowed to say.

Me: Hey I'm a spacker!
Marlin: Don't say that. It's a slur
Me: Shut up spacker, actually, it's not a slur, its British slang for a clumsy person.

by Ben_PGoT April 24, 2020

Spacker

The most offensive word in the world, usually used towards anyone with a disability. Anyone who uses this word ought to be brutally tortured. (I was born deaf)

Random guy: He's a Spacker cos he is in a wheelchair.

Me: *grabs him and knees him in the balls*

by .:[Elitestreuner}:. October 22, 2009

slackercross

The combination of two popular pastimes, slacking and motocross,The act of racing motocross on a Gaming consol while holding down the couch,hence forth: SLACKERCROSS

Suit down, Couch Up and E-race On with slackercross, the first organized and sanctioned electronic motor sports racing association.

by Rick Chew March 21, 2008

slackerita

Slackerita; (noun): Intentional slacking. The act of slacking off. The process of slacking.

I was working on the project all day and my partner became a slackerita.

by James Mark II May 17, 2008

stackerworks

Fireworks that keep on sparkling at the end, as if infused with Stackers caffeine pills. Like the athletes and college students who use Stackers, Stackerworks are a bursting with sheer power.

Amanda: Check out those stackerworks.

Caitlin Going: They just keep on going. Hard core.

by MacLovin' July 5, 2008