Susan

The stereotypical name for a middle-aged white woman, who uses her white privilege for good. A “Susan” is the version of a good Karen.

Susan wears a mask that says #BlackLivesMatter. You can find Susan using her privilege for good at the next Black Lives Matter March.

by Wrenwrenlovescali July 22, 2020

Susan

A well kept up female's vagina.

I banged this chick last night and her susan was amazing!

by Swamp snooch July 6, 2016

Susan

A term started by @kimchiwhore on IG, a Susan is a term for any dumb cunt that ruins things in your life.

Don't be such a Susan.
(Unwanted guests arrive) : bunch of fucking Susan's

by @kimchiwhore April 23, 2018

lazy susan

(v): The act of farting in a revolving door, thereby leaving a present for the next entrant.

"Jesus, that asshole that just went in lazy susanned this revolving door!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

susan

caucasian teen with blonde hair that will always reject a boy under the name Wilson. She is tall, with shimmering blue eyes, and a splendid personality. She attends harvard and likes parties. She is witty, and plays basketball.

person 1: who is wilson dating?
person 2: definitely not a susan

by odisufhoehfuhg September 16, 2019

Susan

A skanky girl that sleeps with unavailable men.

Susan is a bad friend and unmoral .

Susan has meat curtain lips and her face looks like it was hit by a car.
Susan has stink p*ssy and breath .

Susan is uneducated and a drama llama.

Susan is a mental case who should be medicated.

Susan uses her ppl for their money

Omg that chick is such a Susan she just slept with ever married guy on the block.

by That B*tch u know January 7, 2022

Lazy Susan

An explicit sex move where the girl just takes it from the guy. She does not show emotion or say a word but just lays there and takes it.

Casey: What's a Lazy Susan

Chris: Well it's where a girl just takes it. It was named after that shy skanky girl Susan.

by Christopher Chan November 17, 2007