Kinder Surprise

The action whereby a boy will prematurely jizz into a girl's face, in preparation for oral sex, immediately after removing his boxers.

I took a guy home the other night and he kinder surprised me!

by Sicilian Lunchbox April 15, 2010

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Blow Hole Surprise

When you're having your ass eaten out and you unannounced fart in the giver's mouth.

So I was eating out my boyfriend and he gave me a blow hole surprise. I teared up and vomited uncontrollably.

by JAY PAPS May 16, 2011

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chili dog surprise

When a couple is doing a sixty-nine and the man squeezes his legs together tightly and forces a lumpy dump through the front of his legs and it pushes past your balls into the face of the chick.

Girl thinking: I think I'm gonna make him cum.
Guy Squeezes
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Guy:It's the chili dog surprise!

Then he yells "SURPRISE"

by penh June 6, 2009

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The wholesome, pleasant treat bestowed upon your penis after a hearty session of anal jackhammering. Often associated with fucking your girlfriend's ass for the first time, and her subsequent loss of spxincteral control. Also known as the chocolate fairy, fiber maiden, and the corn-covered lollipop.

Odell was really enjoying Ms. Profitt's ass, until the unforseen arrival of shit dick surprise. Then he was crushed by the tidal waves of her flapping ass cheeks.

by Wheatus April 15, 2004

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Surprise Marlin

When you are fucking a girl and you poke your finger in her butt hole and with your other hand stick it in her mouth like a fish hook, right as you do that your buddy jumps out of the closet and takes a picture. Like you just caught a huge marlin.

i took a picture for my buddy while he was doing his chick, because he wanted to give her a surprise marlin.

by catch of the year 1947 July 9, 2009

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AC Surprise

A person shits inside an air conditioner as he or she is leaving a hotel. The next person to use it will no doubt put his or her face up to the air conditioner to get the full blast of coolness.
Instead, he or she will get the full blast of shitness.

Yo, that hotel sucked. Good thing I gave them the AC Surprise...

by Pimp Cat August 14, 2004

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