discord support 

"support" its actually not support. go to discord feedback and see all the angry posts from users where technicians just close their tickets. its so garbage its not even support

my account got taken down, i asked discord support, and they just closed my ticket and didnt even answer my question

discord support by 584940493395874392034839394 December 8, 2024

Adobe Support 

A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.

Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"

Adobe Support by a-mustache May 8, 2025

emotional support guy 

A guy who likes you but you don’t like him. He’s usually a shoulder to lean on when one is feeling weak and needs a bit of an ego boost.

He said that once she got a boyfriend, she stopped speaking to him. I didn’t have to the heart to tell him he is her emotional support guy

emotional support guy by anonymous June 18, 2025

Carl Support

Child support paid by the mom to a worthless carlroach.

Carl: "hey bitch, where's my money?"
Mom: "I paid your carl support, as always. Do you think you could get a job?"
Carl:"yea, nigga, she paid carl support!"

Carl Support by SuperWordNerd July 8, 2025

Carl support

When the court orders the mom to pay a deadbeat dad child support because the deadbeat dad is hiding his self employment income.

Woman 1 "let's take our kids to Disney Land! They deserve it!"
Woman 2 "sorry, I can't afford it."
Woman 1 "Are you still paying Carl support?"
Woman 2 "Wow, he is such a loser!"

Carl support by Read it! July 10, 2025

Carl Support

Court ordered child support ordered to be paid by the hard working mom to the deadbeat self employed dad.

Judge: "I hereby award father $500/month in Carl Support."
Carl father "I object, that's not enough, I need more!"
Judge: "Order in the court!"
Judge bangs gavel and mutters under his breath, "shut the fuck up, carl."

Carl Support by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

Child support 

The fucking you get for the fucking you got.

In Vermont, courts award child support to the dads especially if they are worthless, neglect dads who hide their self employment income.

Dude 1 "Bro, how you gonna pay for the beer?"
Dude 2 "with the child support, obviously!"

Child support by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025