rump your stump

When one is masturbating so intensely, they rip their penis off.

Male 1: Dude i love masturbating to the thought of her
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back

by RumperStumper April 22, 2014

Stump

Short dick that looks like a shrunken worm

The stump is so small

by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020

Stump Grinder

The act of gay men rubbing their penises against each other, similar to scissoring for women.

Hopefully Denis shaves before he comes tonight, I’m not trying to start a fire when he hits me with the ole stump grinder.

by FyffandSG November 11, 2021

stump grinding

sex with someone who has a small penis, or a chode.

“He was such a good kisser, but when we got back to his house… I was stump grinding all night”

by player_aler August 9, 2025

Stump grinders

A gay dating site for midgets

The gay midget got a hookup on Stump grinders

by Big Ddadd June 18, 2021

Stump blocked

Holding the base of your penis and don't get full penetration

She stump blocked me

by Thrash&Burn4Life October 28, 2021

Stump Cock

A penis that is all girth and no length. Short and thick

Should of seen his stump cock, man it was nasty

by Nothingbutknob June 1, 2016