FLESH STRAW

Since your mouth down to your butt is a continuous tunnel humans can in theory be used as straws IE becoming a flesh Straw.

I love to suck on flesh straws. YUM

by Peter Peeler Johnson October 03, 2023

wedding straw

When you give your "future wife" the pipe on wedding day/night.

Damn bro, you already know I gave her that wedding straw later that night.

by Space Junkee January 09, 2018

Straw Wars

When someone tries to spell Star Wars, they may accidentally "Fat Thumb" the "R" button right next to the "T" button, this results in someone typing "Straw Wars" Instead.

Guy 1: Hey dude, do you like Straw Wars?
Guy 2: What the fuck is Straw Wars?

by GravSim June 02, 2022

honey straw

Glass or metal rig usually shaped like a straw used to take dabs.

I just got a new honey straw let's go smoke some dabs!

by Stonerjew December 23, 2019

paper straw

(verb) When you suck 75% of the way and then give up.

I got paper strawed by that hookup last night. I had to finish myself off after he left.

by Duhl February 03, 2024

Paper Straws

The worst thing on the planet. Every time you drink out of one it grinds your teeth and it feels like nails on a chalkboard if it was a feeling, you get these horrible chills. The turtles can die for all I care I hate paper straws.

I hate paper straws. #KILLTHETURTLES

by DieselDeletus December 12, 2022

dirty straw

When your girl let you do her in the ass and you pull out to give her a break cause it's hurting her. Then you look down to see shit on you dick so you get turned off and go limp.

We were having anal sex in the shower last night and but we didn't finish cause she gave me a dirty straw.

by 89anderson June 11, 2017