stiff walk

When a man's penis is hard and against his leg forcing him to walk akwardly with one straight leg

Man, Tina bent over in front of me and when I got up I had to stiff walk away

by L.Perkins December 3, 2007

stiff hard

someone who is legit and cool

bmar : yo stiff hard
me : yo whats up

by stiff hard December 27, 2008

Stiff Piston

An uncontrollable erection which lasts for a long period of time, despite attempts to flaccidate.

That girl kept staring at my Stiff Piston, it was so embarassing

by rangadale May 11, 2010

“Stiff dicks and airplanes”

Stiff dicks and airplanes

Used to when someone asks what’s up. You respond “stiff dicks and airplanes” space in mixed company you may use the terminology “Erections and airplanes “

by Elroy 1/24/95 August 16, 2018

Bored stiff

When a guy is so bored he starts talking to girls to fuck.

Jeff "Fuck dude i'm bored stiff!"
Amy"Awh yeah wanna come over?"

*Jeff goes to Amy's house and uses his stiffy on her*

by whambamthankyoumam.. March 13, 2011

Stanford

ITT: A bunch of elitist butthurt retards.

Person 1: I'm so awesome, I got to Stanford. Everyone be jealous of me because I go to Stanford! You all just wish you could go to Stanford. etc.

Person 2: Dude, stfu nobody gives a shit about your crappy elitist school.

by God_in_a_Box November 6, 2010

Seinfeld Moment

Any conversation that has nothing to do with anything and can easily be written into an episode of Seinfeld.

Guy 1: "So what if T-Pain dropped a Christmas Album?"
Guy 2: "You would so buy that"
Guy 3: "Yeah...no i'd download it"
Guy 1: "ok so when we all fail at life we're all going to start a business together"
Guy 3: "What would we do?"
Guy 1: "I don't know"
Guy 2: "what would we be called"
Guy 1: "probably something to do with fruit, or animals."
Everyone: Wow, Seinfeld moment

by zachus22 October 18, 2008