sexual tension starfish

essentially the same thing as awkward turtle except in moments where there is sexual tension. accompanied by a sort of blinking star formation of the hand in which the fist is clenched and unclenched to indicate a squirming starfish.

an awkwardly sexual moment you can say sexual tension starfish and squish your hands, similarly to making the handmotions of awkward turtle

by anonymous number whatever December 9, 2008

chocolate starfish puncher

One who likes to insert his penis into anuses; ass pirate; dumper bumper.

"See that girl Kerry? She's walking a bit funny"
"Yeah, she went out with Nathan last night"
"Oh yeah? I heard he's a chocolate starfish puncher"
"Exactly"

by Lookit January 23, 2009

chocolate starfish trooper

Slang for someone who engages in anal sex. From chocolate starfish, refering to the anus, and Starship Troopers, the popular movie.

He's a bit of a chocolate starfish trooper

by joveblue May 28, 2006

Fist of the Chocolate Starfish

After engaging in fisting a woman (inserting one's fist into the anus), the fister removes their hand and proceeds to punch the fistee in the face, knocking them out.

Guess what I did last night? Fist of the Chocolate Starfish homey! She was out cold! Hell of a mess doe.

by Kelton Banks May 12, 2014

Chocolate Starfish Collar

The act (sexual) where a person or animal rubs their naked anus on the back of the other persons neck.

She had massive hooters, but I could only come when she gave me the Chocolate Starfish Collar.

by DavoBull November 8, 2009

Starfish Double Doggie

When you catch Stacy with a bud light and Klondike bar and see what she did for both…

Did you catch Stacy do that starfish double doggie?

by HornSwaggledDoubleD June 1, 2022

Chocolate Starfish Kiss

A chocolate starfish kiss is when two people spread their butt cheeks apart and rub their anuses together.

After an hour of scissoring these two chicks started to chocolate starfish kiss.

by Lvke_Warm January 8, 2022