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Bald Stanley

Bald Stanley is a man desperate for attention and hair better known by his stage name Paul Stanley this money hungry lying man who can only badmouth people and never has anything to say like his counter part and possibly secret boyfriend Chaim Wigs he prefers Eric minger and Tommy Gayer
Bald Stanley hides his baldness with a crap wig
by VeryBigMuscleMan October 7, 2021
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Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid

A line Spoken by The Narrator in The Stanley Parable/Ultra Deluxe If you stay in the broom closet long enough.
Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid, he probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is.
by Stanley-P July 7, 2024
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Stanley Steamer

Consist of two or more people. One person lies shirtless on the floor while the person or group of people squat over the person lying on the floor and defecate onto the person's chest area
Sally: Damn Carl , I think that chili has given me the shits.
Carl: Oh snap! See if you can hold it until we get home so you can give me the ol' Stanley Steamer!!!
by WoodyWood36206 October 24, 2020
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stanley

a sleek and skinny squirrel who looks like a sewer rat
"I hate Stanley so much."
by anonymous April 14, 2021
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The Narrator From The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

Some damn brit that narrates a guy named Stanley who's employee 427 and probably drinks tea and says end is never the end or something
The Narrator From The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is a brit. And I HATE British people.
by captain ! January 25, 2024
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gary stanley

He's a really lit guy he's very smart and he likes piña Colada's and tends to marry a Linda Marie
by John cena 101 December 28, 2016
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Stanley Creamer

A man named stanley cums on a woman and forces her to vacuum up his leftovers on his dick with her mouth.
I sure can’t wait to show her my Stanley Creamer!

I love the Stanley Creamer, it’s a mess free operation.
by RadicalRascal May 7, 2018
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