Stalkerbitch: Heyyyyyyyy boooiiiiiii whats yurr number like I'm really into you
The next day, said stalkerbitch arrives at your house with your favourite chicken and shoots you
The next day, said stalkerbitch arrives at your house with your favourite chicken and shoots you
by daveyolo October 31, 2013
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Well now aren’t we being quite the little Eric all stalkered up in the basement on a Friday night. He dumped you dude…spell O.V.E.R.
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by remT November 5, 2007
Get the kracker snacker mug.a male who hangs around the toilets on a night out waiting for women to come out, used as a approach tecnique, as all women need to go to the toilet so the percentages of meeting a lady are high, however the act its self is very creepy and sad
a Bog Stalker a male lingereing around the toilet area for along period of time during a night out, women are often creeped out and dont reply to his chat up lines
by dizzierascalisamusicalgod August 14, 2009
Get the Bog Stalker mug.this is done when you either pull more forward than you normally would, or stop sooner than normal at a light in order to gain better position to see a hot chick in the car next to you.
by tony brian August 9, 2010
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known for his sleazy voice and awkward stare.
He often follows around University Students bot unaware and unwelcome.
When He enters the room, there is a collective feeling of discomfort.
CSL has been known to try to assume the fashion, slang and habits of his prey to try and lure them into his web of creepiness.
It is unknown whether CSL is really a Lawyer or whether this is just another mantle to lure prey
known for his sleazy voice and awkward stare.
He often follows around University Students bot unaware and unwelcome.
When He enters the room, there is a collective feeling of discomfort.
CSL has been known to try to assume the fashion, slang and habits of his prey to try and lure them into his web of creepiness.
It is unknown whether CSL is really a Lawyer or whether this is just another mantle to lure prey
Guy #1: Hey have you seen Creepy Stalker Lawyer today?
Guy#2: No? why?
Girl #3: He is probably one of us.
Guy #2: i just wet my pants
Guy#2: No? why?
Girl #3: He is probably one of us.
Guy #2: i just wet my pants
by UmbraetTenebrae March 8, 2011
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