Screaming Penguin

When a man and a woman are having sex outside on a winter day and the man removes his dick from her vagina, dips it in the snow and re-inserts it after it has been chilled.

After a long day of making snow angels, Francko thought it would be romantic to introduce Nicolette to the screaming penguin.

by Pat Kerins April 11, 2010

Spreading Butter

Skeeting on a girls face and spreading the ejaculate all over her face with your penis like spreading butter on toast

Yo Cudi, on my persuit of happiness bieber was totally spreading butter with usher

by YellenD August 22, 2010

The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist

This is a sexual activity where a male buys a Shamrock Shake from McDonalds, which is basically a McFlurry which is defined by McTwist and the Shamrock Shake being a neon green color is defined by the Neon in the title. Then the male puts his penis inside of the Shamrock Shake for as long as he likes and then slowly pulls it out leaving neon Shamrock Shake residue on his penis. He then performs intercourse until the girl screams because she is bleeding. The color of blood, red, is the Stoplight color telling you to stop.

Last night we performed The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist in my car, it was messy.

by Brant Sucker July 7, 2010

*Screams Internally

When someone says something so wrong or stupid that you want to scream, but you can't because it's rude so you scream internally.

Guy Number 1: How are you doing man?
Guy Number 2: Not good I forgot my homework and I think that means I have ADHD.
Guy Number 1: Um pretty sure you don't have...
Guy Number 2: I think I know what I mean man I know I have ADHD.
Guy Number 1: *Screams Internally

by EdgyDabs April 24, 2017

screamer

A Flash program or video that appears to be a game, a test or a still image. The point is to get somebody to concentrate on the program for a period of time and then all of a sudden a loud scream is heard. Often these screams are coupled with a scary image. These programs are meant to be jokes to scare the hell out of people. These often work because the person is often so involved in the program or concentrating so hard they are totally taken by surprise when the scream and scary image come on. There are many of these programs on the internet and Liquid Generation’s Sabatoge series is a good example of these Flash programs. Some other examples of these kinds of programs are:

A maze game where you can't touch the edges with your cursor. You only get to level 3 and when you are trying to navigate your cursor through a small area the scream starts with a scary image of a possessed woman.

A vision test where you need to trace a large letter with your mouse and not go outside of the lines. Then a scream comes up and a scary image.

"My friend showed me a game and it turned out to be a screamer. It scared the hell out of me."

"That video of the dad having his kid play that maze screamer game is freaking hilarious."

"I love to show my friends screamers so they get scared for a few seconds."

by IceWarm February 14, 2006

Screaming Seagull

While having sex on a beach a man pulls out his penis, sticks it in the sand then rams it back into the womans vagina. The result is generally a loud high pitched shriek (ie. Screaming Seagull) as well as some chaffing.

Bob and Sarah were going at it on the beach last night and it sounded like he gave her the screaming seagull.

by Ian Van B December 28, 2007

Spread

A sauce similar to Thousand Island dressing used at In n Out to flavor burgers and fries.

Employee: Guest # 306 please!
You: Can I get some spread?
Employee: How many?
You: 2 please

by Eikosha October 14, 2009