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spanking the kitty

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!
by tonyfamous October 4, 2010
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Spanking the ham

Clarice: I'm so tired today, I was up all night spanking the ham to salt bae
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now
by LushMops August 28, 2017
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Rims spinning

A description of a boy or girl who is of legal age, especially those who have turned that age just recently. Origin: the spinning rims of modulated cars.
Her eighteenth birthday was on friday, dude; she's got her rims spinning!
by Skek December 25, 2004
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spanking horse

A piece of furniture used in bdsm that the sub is strapped to and then spanked
Kate was tied down on their spanking horse and Bob spanked her & spanked her while Kate moaned.
by SshhCaty January 15, 2014
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Plate Spinning

The act of simultaneously masturbating three or more Chinese men.
Foreign Exchange Student 1: "Mate I can't remember anything after I ate those funny tasting prawn crackers at the welcome party last night..."

Foreign Exchange Student 2: "Dude, I just saw a video of you on the internet plate spinning..."
by PurpleSgtPepper September 2, 2011
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Spanking

Bad kids get this for punishment. Usually performed on the child’s bare and over the spankee’s knee.
“Emily!”

Everyone’s attention went towards a twelve year old girl and her dad. Some people had recognized the girl by passing her down the isles. She had gained there attention while throwing a temper tantrum earlier. “You are going to bend over my lap! A spanking is just what you need.” This surprised most people given she was twelve, but no one could argue that she didn’t deserve some form of punishment along with humiliation. The young girl protest, only to be forced over her father’s knee. He pulled her pants and undies down, only to immediately smack down on her ass, ignoring the looks he was getting. When he had pulled her pants and undies down, her butt was already red. She must be use to this punishment.
by Hornyspanks December 24, 2020
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Spanking the Baby

Something that looks really nice. Term developed by community college instructors to confuse their students into using slang that does not exist.
The print on that t-shirt is spanking the baby.
by Rufus Walker February 7, 2006
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