sport wood

To get an erection
Every time dat hoe bend over an I see dat ass I sport wood so fast it's almost a zipper ripper!
by Nutbushknucklehead September 27, 2013
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death sport

A sport in which somebody dies as a part of the game. Points are either scored by some bodies' death or there is a high chance of death by competitors. The concept originates from films like "Rollerball" (An awesome '70s film that had a god awful remake) and "Death Race 2000" (Another awesome '70s film with a god awful remake currently in development) Often associated with dystopian futures and fascist governments.
If reality television continues to get anymore exploitive, we'll be watching death sports on TV.
by BoneheadXL January 12, 2008
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sports bag

A bag in which one's partner stands whilst having sex in a toilet cubicle, in order to avoid their feet being seen by the lavatory attendant.
Edward was planning a little trip to Picadilly Circus.
"Would one like to take one's sports bag?" asked his butler with a straight-face.
by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004
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e-sports

pretty much another term for competitive video games. theyre not sports, but only considered sports by nerds that want to be atheletes.
i sit on my ass all day eating pancakes. my brother and i have pancake eating contests, the person who eats the most pancakes wins. i train nonstop, its tough because you get sick of pancakes after awhile. i guess that means eating pancakes is a sport. im an athelete. i guess thats the same with competitive video games then, i sit on my ass moving my finger, so video games are e-sports.
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sport fuck

To fuck as quick and hard as possible, simulating a gym workout, with total disregard for your sexual partner.
American women are great for sport fucking, but make terrible wives.
by Top Gunt June 04, 2004
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Super Sport

The codename for a woman who is flashy, loud, expensive and high maintenance but fun to ride! Could either be derogatory term or a compliment, depending on how it is used.
A buddy is spotted walking by with his annoying fling so you say to the guy next to you, "Here comes Tom and his Super Sport".
by bycrane March 04, 2014
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sports nub

an overgrown or excessively large clitoris usually due to too much testoserone or steroid use
ie: Chyna
Wow, that bitch's sports nubis bigger than my wang!
by AlSimp November 26, 2006
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