shmeeling

shmeeling is that art of hiding one of your worms in a safe place, usually achived with the blowtorch/girders.

"dude i'm low on worms"
"i think it's time to shmeel"
"hell year, shmeeling time!"

by saint-damon March 31, 2009

Turtle shelling

What happens when you hold your poop for too long. When you finally sit down on the toilet, you let loose only to realize that it may have been on the verge of popping out, and that you probably had less time to wait than you thought.

John: "Bro, Sidney was over for 6 hours last night and I had to shit so bad!"

Steve: "Damn, son. Did you drop a deuce with her at your place?"

John: "No, but I was turtle shelling it like a mothafucka. Almost shat everywhere."

by 2toedsloth December 18, 2011

alternitive spelling

Speling that is rong because you feal like speing rong. Also is the saim as progresive speling.

The extablishment tels me to spel rite, so I use alternitive spelling to piss them off.

by beyond-the-clouds February 1, 2006

Snelling

Generally someone who goes after married women. He has a big nose, pinches pennies, and is of jewish decent. Also has an a extremely tiny penis.

What a douchebag!!! That guys a snelling!

by gingers DONT have souls December 2, 2011

smolling

Smolling is the verb for masturbating excessively until your cock is rotten.

My girlfriend left me because she caught me smolling.

by randomlightskin December 17, 2014

spelling bee

phonetic expression of the second letter of the english language's alphabetic system.. subordinate to 'Aay'... or is it 'Csee...?'

spelling bee is easy. Spelling, T. is an actress...

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

Smelling the syrup

Being gay af

My friend Mike keeps smelling the syrup with me!

by TheSyrup February 28, 2023