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Planking

When a person or persons lie flat and rigid face down with both palms pointed down, usually across two surfaces not meant to be lied on. Originating in Australia
Jeff: check out my mad planking skills
Frank: dude you just planked across two buses, this is going on facebook
by Jaywalrus July 10, 2011
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Planking

Fan 1:
Bro look at the Plankerz: Ryan (RyPlank), Bravo (Splinter), Jensen, Brian, and CJ. They're Planking like pros.
Fan 2:
They are pros.
by $$Lumber$$ August 6, 2011
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Slunking

a. To Slunk. Original incarnation of punk dancing incited in the early 70's through Garage Rock veterans the Pussy Throat Ghosts, the Garage Rock genre later became what is now known as Punk in the mid 70's. The dance style mainly featured shoulder barging and later metamorphosed into what is now known as Moshing
When the Stooges asked the crowd to slunk all hell broke loose when the slunking got out of hand
by wilbur smith February 19, 2013
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The Midwest American Slacking Toad, also referred to by some cultures as "Battletoad" and "B-Toad" in others can usually be found in it's natural habitat on "the couch". As it sits there, the heart rate of the toad lowers, enabling it to sit there and watch television for up to twenty hours without any movement what-so-ever.

There are no known female specimens of the Midwest American Slacking Toad which leads leading scientists to believe that the Midwest American Slacking Toad is asexual. Odds of reproduction are slim to none. The species is inevitably doomed.

The diet of this particular slacking toad consists 90% of various potato chips and the other 10% is mainly hot pockets, insects and a few small birds. The beverage of choice is none other than Dr. Pepper and is usually consumed two liters at a time.

Despite this fact, the Midwest American Slacking Toad dips the cheapest smokeless tobacco and spits it into the for mentioned Dr. Pepper bottles creating potential threats for unsuspecting organisms.

The language of the Midwest American Slacking Toad is known as none.

This toad is solitary. Communication is virtually non-existent. Social interaction is always awkward at best.

A study has recently been organized to research the Slacking Toad in more depth.

Alternative Names:

The B of T's, Toader, Toadski, El Toaderino, The Toad of Battle, Combat Frog, Amphibious Combatant, Battle Chode, Toad-hair, B-Teasly
What is that Midwest American Slacking Toad doing on your couch?
by Harry Weinhair May 24, 2011
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Slanging that iron

Having a big dick
“I’m slanging that iron” “Dick never been small
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Shanking

Think crowbars and pain.
"imma shank yo ass'

"If you try that with me again, I'll give you a good shanking."
by Gemgems101 December 10, 2012
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Planking

Planking is the act of lying down, completely straight and stiff, in an absurd or random place and taking a photo.

When performing a Plank:

1: You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.

2: Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.

3: Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.

4: You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.

5: Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk, unless you are a seasoned Planker.

6: First Aid should never be far away. Ice, Bandaids, Cast Plaster, needle and thread, emotional support and a quick escape route need to be on hand.

7: Every Plank that is captured must be named. Etc, "Cow Plank", "Letterbox Plank"
Take a photo of me planking on top of this cow, so I can post it on Facebook!
by bharrie June 8, 2011
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