Spare Change Award

Spare Change: After going on a three day Vegas bender, you wake up in an unfamiliar Mexican motel, no wallet, no socks, and no cell phone plus a king size hangover. The only thing you have is the spare change your "escort" left for you on the night stand. Your wasted fantasy football bench points will feel like spare change, congratulations!

I benched Matt Ryan against the Saints, 30 wasted points, I am the Spare Change Award winner.

by ZRxSean September 12, 2014

Shirey cookup

An activity to which people from the Sutherland Shire of Sydney are partial to, involving a cigarette lighter and a marshmallow. Used to describe someone lacking intestinal or mental fortitude.

"He's softer than the inside of a Shirey cookup"

by rayjayjohnson May 7, 2018

Siren boner

n.
i) a phenomenon among male firefighters who grow tumescent upon hearing the sirens of fire trucks, ambulances and police cars
ii) a first responder who sexually fetishes their job

Fire chief: How's the new academy class?
Captain: A few of them seem sharp, but it's full of siren boners for the most part.

by Slugger McGriddle June 27, 2019

sire_wiggles

A mythical Rat who has spent years disguising himself as a Dwarven king. He stole the throne of the previous king by killing him under the orders of his Elven overlords. However now as the False king he has been growing his rat army to prepare to crust the Dwarven empire from within.

have you seen that sire_wiggles I thought he was a dwarf but he is actually a massive rat.

by The_Bank October 22, 2019

Shire oak

Full of bratty girls who think there loyal ,not all chavs but most,

are ,year 8 think they own it all being childish especially this boy who’s just silly and is gonna get him self in trouble 😂

Name1:”don’t go shire oak u will hate it”
Name2:”why”
Name1:”there snakes tm”

by Leng_123 January 5, 2020

Sirel

A sirel is something you can put your blame on whenever something bad happens - it is also the physical embodiment of stupidity

Iniwan na ako ng syota ko, kasalanan mo to lahat e sirel

by sireeeeel February 8, 2020

Siren Abuser

Driver of a first responder vehicle who turns on the siren as a way to get somewhere faster even though there is no actual emergency.

An ambulance came rushing by, then pulled into the Starbucks parking lot and calmly walked into the store and got in line. The lack of urgency proved him to be a siren abuser.

by Topaz144 March 28, 2020