snark

To accidentally get something lodged in your nasal cavity, after choking. Often occurs when swallowing food wrongly, or during puking, when food is shooting upwards into your mouth. The victim usually spends time making disgusting noises with their sinuses to get the rogue item out of their nasal cavity. Sometimes, when the item is dislodged, it gets stuck in the throat again, renewing the process.

I was choking on a piece of food and when I hacked it up, I snarked it. It took me forever to get it back down.

by MrChowWow April 27, 2006

snarkle

An attack on a peer or underling who had crossed the line one to many times. Intending to do harm in a fashion to prevent further incident. Almost certainly a lost word in the vocabulary of Eddie Haskel on Leave it to Beaver.

Hey Beav, if you don't knock that off I'm gonna snarkle ya!

by Josheph B. Jacknife January 29, 2010

snarkin

also known as "snarky", "snarking", "snark", etc. another word for PMS-in.

Kayla was flippen snarkin at me today.. so i bit her. what? what was i supposed to do? let her snark at me? NO THANKS.

by lauren fiZZle June 3, 2005

Fruit Snacks

a euphamism for weeeeed, reafer, marijuana, mary jane, zoom salad, etc.

Dude, do you have any fruit snacks?

Pack that bong with your finest fruit snacks.

Do you know where I can get some fruit snacks?

by reafermadness May 15, 2009

Snacks in bowls

Snacks in bowls can refer to any type of food and it doesn't necessarily have to be in a bowl. However, it must be eaten either in bed while drunk at 4 o'clock in the morning or with a hangover while sporting a rebecca riotor while on a journey on l'auto du cambode Usually in the later case it will consist of a Subway and most definately should be accompanied with a gin and tonic in a can!

"Lets storm to the shop and buy some snacks in bowls before we embark on our journey on l'auto du cambode"

by Devonian Delia January 25, 2006

snarkblog

To write blog entries with a high level of snark. Sometimes it can be considered mean,but snarkblogging always is funny, insightful and interesting.

Dude, I so snarkblogged the Zuckerberg interview.

I cant believe that company thought that was a press release. I am going to snarkblog this tomorrow.

Did you read that snarkblog? They nailed Steve Jobs perfectly, and it was so funny

by Micah Baldwin March 17, 2008

Snarknoxious

Adj. Snarky and obnoxious. Generally, used to describe someone who is very snarky and clever, but but probably a little manic and and can't shut up, making him obnoxiously snarky--and kind of noxious n: Snarknoxiousness

"He's kind of funny, but that kind of snarknoxious dick probably won't get laid tonight"

by Andiron18 December 21, 2009