Mad snail hours 😡🐌

Time of day between 11 pm - 3 am

Typically used on Instagram

It's mad snail hours 😡🐌 what y'all mad at?😡😡😡🐌🐌🐌

by Steezysdisciple September 20, 2017

Mad Snail Hours

The time between 11pm-3am where mad snails get to say what they're mad about

NI🅱️🅱️A IT'S MAD SNAIL HOURS😡🐌

by Steezysdisciple September 21, 2017

pack snail

To eat pussy. Usually executed with tongue strokes that spell out a friends name so you can tell them about it later.

Jim: How was your date? Did you pack snail?

Mike: A little. I was going to town spelling out Mark and then I got the tap. I should've gone with Jim.

Jim: Yes you should have.

by mike_hymen March 26, 2010

comfort snail

in the same category as "awkward turtle", "TMI turkey", and "shady palm tree". you put your right hand in the position of a thumbs up then come up to the person you want to comfort and have your thumb climb up their arm.

"oh no, don't feel bad. here's the comfort snail."

by kim d. December 12, 2007

fail snail

Appears in Skype whenever a file transfer becomes impossibly slow, whether on the sender's end or the receiver's end. Similar to the fail whale of Twitter fame.

I kept trying to get the project files from her, but NO, the damn fail snail kept cockblocking me!

by Dodger of Zion July 25, 2010

Cum Snail

The act of army crawling through some cum, this can be done naked or clothed, with your cum or someone else’s. An ideal cum snail will have their tounge scraping against the floor as to injest as much of the cum as possible.

I can’t believe that Leroy abused his little cousin Adeins trust and tricked him into becoming his personal cum snail!

by cdawg91 April 5, 2019

will you snail

also known as "are you planning to shelled gastropod", its the new hit game, that hasn't come out yet, this game is perfect for lowering you'r self asteem and making you want to die becouse you said "this can't be that hard"

here you will find squid, an ai that wants you dead, and likes to make jokes about you (similar to portal's GLaDOS)
, the dev defines the process of creating the voice lines for squid: "i swear i was gonna die any second now, my lungs hurt ;-;"

discord: will you snail releases in 2020 bois
jonas: no, 2021
discord: :(

by random boi who makes dumb joke September 25, 2020