When you're drunk and you can't be on top because you have limited motor functions. So you offer to bottom like a starfish.... but then the jackhammering causes sickness... and then shit gets sloppy.
Kelly: SO totally saw that you houdini'd out with that guy last night, did you?.....
Sarah: .... I was a total slopabottumus on that one. I didn't even ask for his number. I just bailed.
Sarah: .... I was a total slopabottumus on that one. I didn't even ask for his number. I just bailed.
by BlurryFace80 November 14, 2016
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Sky: Why aren't you watching the video?
Jerry: Can't you see it's still sloading.
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Veronica: This is so slow.
Patricia: Yeah, it's sloading.
Sky: Why aren't you watching the video?
Jerry: Can't you see it's still sloading.
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Veronica: This is so slow.
Patricia: Yeah, it's sloading.
by Browniez February 7, 2017
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A bitch, generally a nice guy but usually a stoner and pussy. He talks a lot of smack but when it comes down to it, he'll typically back down like a nervous virgin up to bat
by Manaxalan February 23, 2017
Get the sloanikins mug.Contraction of the idiomatic expression 'shit load' to indicate something existing in abundance. For example "He just ate a sload of babies" to indicate "he just ate a shit load of small children" Not to be confused with the inversion "your explanation is a load of shit".
"The only good time to say I have diarrhea is during a game of Scrabble, because it's worth a sload of points." - Zach Galifianakis
by flakyfred March 16, 2017
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by ZadderZax September 13, 2017
Get the slogafuck mug.Slang name for a gay bathhouse. Combination of the word slob and the word auditorium from the Latin. Many gay bathhouses contain rooms that have auditorium style seating that can be used for watching gay porn on a tv or for watching people perform gay sex acts. Many gay sex acts also take place in the seats of the auditorium style room. This is just one of the features of a gay bathhouse. Other features include a steam room, a dry sauna room, hot tubs, communal showers and private rooms, gloryholes, and other private or public spaces to get your freak on.
Steve: Hey Bob, how was your weekend?
Bob: It was great, spent Saturday night at the slobadorio having sex with total strangers.
Bob: It was great, spent Saturday night at the slobadorio having sex with total strangers.
by sdneachdude October 9, 2017
Get the Slobadorio mug.A backstabbing bitch liar Sloane is. And a damn good one too. Or so she’s thinks. She thinks it’s ok to lie to everyone. Her dark hair is curly, and her dark eyes tell the truth about whether she’s lying or not. Most of the time she is. She turns on her own friends and she thinks she’s so great.
Wanda: “Dammit. That Sloane is such a little bitch.”
Riley: “what now?”
Wanda: “She told everyone who you liked and didn’t tell you!”
Riley: “that little bitch”
Riley: “what now?”
Wanda: “She told everyone who you liked and didn’t tell you!”
Riley: “that little bitch”
by I have no fucking friends December 11, 2017
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