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sloobie oobie

When your cold but the blanket doesn't help cause the thing that is cold is your soul.
"Man it is so cold in here do you have a blanket."
"You don't need a blanket you need help."
"True I guess it's a sloobie oobie
by Litterbox September 30, 2017
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Scooby licking

Mitch enjoyed scooby licking franko
by Scooby licking August 16, 2018
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Scooby Doo

A show wher no characters are remembered but our lord and savior shaggy
by Sub2SwayRetroOnYT February 3, 2019
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Scooby-Doo Lick

When you eat ass like Scooby eats Scooby snacks.
Guy 1: Man look at this girl, would you fuck her?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I'd fuck her, I'd give her ass a Scooby-Doo lick!
by Yeahaightbro February 8, 2019
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Scooby-Doo Mysteries

A Mystery in Which The Solition Was A No-Brainer but,
1.) The Person Investigating is Too Personally Attached They Miss The Obvious.
2.) The Person Doesn't Care at All but Was Using to Occupying Time. Whether to be Kind to Their Friend/acquaintance, Stall, or to Overcome Boredom.
MYSTERY #1: My favorite Pet is itchy is it fleas, ticks, mites, something internal, idk I want to fix it but there are many things that could be wrong. *Google Google google* they must have dog cancer.

SOLUTION: just bathe the animal. Treat other symptoms if present.

Use: The Dog Got Better...

"What did y'all do"
Solve Scooby-Doo Mysteries and bathed him

MYSTERY #2: Man, the House Mouse Keeps Stopping at the Guards Desk... what are they up too?...

"idk probably selling drugs"
Nah, we'd notice by now..
"Bet he's trying to get some special privileges"
Or he wants the fuck that cop..
*after some back and forth possibly
"Idk man Scooby-Doo Mysteries

SOLUTION: it's the house mouse(house rat, dorm rat, snitch) he's probably telling something or just killing time the only "friends" he's got are the uniforms.

Bonus Example:

When asked

"do you need help? you look lost."
And you realize you've walked in the same room 5 times and still forgot something simple or remembered it but feel silly.
"I'm fine Scooby-Doo Mysteries, love."
by TDceKJ April 23, 2023
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Phantom Scooby

Phantom Scooby is when your girl is sleeping, you rub one out on her ass, pull up her panties and slap her ass. the load dries and in the morning when she goes to pee...the panties are stuck to her ass
by FOFFRACING October 19, 2009
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Super Sloppy Slobby Joe

A blowjob in which the mans penis is so large it makes the girl cough up blood. However, she keeps sucking until the man cums. The blood and cum are super sloppy! The woman will also most like salivate and drool a lot, making it slobby.
Will you give me a super sloppy slobby joe tonight?
by Cool Dude Orange October 12, 2019
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