gammon slammer

the male genittalia with reference to sexual intercourse

i broke her beef curtains with my monsterous gammon slammer

by Nox Noctics July 17, 2006

Detroit Slammer

Usually referred to as having someone defocating on you, while having a bad case of the runs. The most common of Detroit Slammer involves eating a coney dog, and crapping the remains all over someone's face Anyone who enjoys this practice should drown in a big pool of shit.

"After you eat that coney dog, could you pleas drop trou, and squeeze out a Detroit Slammer on my chest"
~Tenacious D, "Rock Your Socks Off"

by Tayshon Prince May 14, 2003

slammed

1. (most obviosly) FUCKED HARD

2. Lowered suspension

3. Drunk

1. My cock hurts because I slammed your sister too hard in the cornhole

2. My wicked ride is slammed into the weeds

3. I was so slammed I said I liked 4 cylinder cars last night. Everyone thought I was a fuckstain

by Vin Diesel August 8, 2003

slomocrunktion

Slomocrunktion

being drunk,faded and rolling

the beer got me drunk, which made me crazy,
to get faded made it slow, and rolling, got me going.

SLOMOCRUNKTION

by COsmic Rage March 29, 2009

slomp top

The act of pulling ones pants down and doing an extravagant drum roll on ones bare ass.

"damn look at jimmy hes killin that slomp top like john bohnam in moby dick."

by bones4436 April 9, 2010

slamming granny in the fanny

When a sick desperate bastard sleeps with someone's grandmother. This is usually done in the dark in the back of the Bingo hall.

Chris was so desperate he did the Slamming Granny in the Fanny to Mike's Grandmother at Tuesday night Bingo.

by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017

slamming a whopper

The act of pile driving an obese woman.

"When Albert said he was slamming a whopper, I didnt think he meant a 700 pound woman."

by Tuko May 11, 2018