Slobert

An individual whose behavior defies logic and repulses even the filthiest swine. It is often cautioned that proximity to a Slobert may cause an individual to lose IQ points and forget basic hygiene.

Student 1: "Did you just see Slobert try to buy weed with an assorted combination of belly-button lint, protein powder, and Spanish pesos?"

Student 2: "Yeah, he's such a fuck."

by Really Good Joke March 7, 2014

slobbed nob

When the tip of the Penis is slobbered on or salvaged on

Omg Sarah gave me a slobbed nob last night man, it was good

by Fuck me in the asshole April 9, 2016

slabbered

Being incredibly drunk

"What's John doing hanging from the ceiling fan?"
"He's absolutely slabbered mate"

by dyslexichorse September 22, 2016

sobbered

A sad soul ,bad day, or something horrible

It was a sobbered day

by Ssssssssrrr April 26, 2017

Sloobergooted

Hammer so beyond comprehension, not able to remember your name, usually happens after an Alabama victory

“Did you see John he was sloobergooted, bama much have won”

by Jimmy Andrews October 24, 2018

Slobertin

A term meaning head typically used by retarded redneck teenagers

Will: Hey Charlie how was prom
Charlie: fuck off I got some slobertin

by Lotionaman69 May 8, 2019

Slóberto

A Mexican Slobert

Hóla Slóberto, mi perro

by Slobert69 June 3, 2019