Slippery Squid

Line up six violently aroused men with their legs spread out (while standing), and cover a girl in lard, or baby oil. The girls mission is to crawl between the mens legs backwards, and if she gets pregnant she loses.

The Slippery Squid is a game that promotes sex in a very graphical way, the sole purpose of The Slippery Squid is to ensure a female pregnancy so she can start a family.

by The Ass-sliging Fapper September 23, 2012

Slippery As A Snake

When the cock is covered with saliva or jizz and its too slippery to hold

"Man, Tim was very slippery last night. He was as slippery as a snake!"

by Jestooslippery March 29, 2012

Slippery Slubling

When your penis is flaccid but you put it in anyway

Dude I couldn't get hard last night, so I had to give her the old Slippery Slubling

by joshwauh May 29, 2018

Slippery whale

When a guy comes on a girl's back then walks away and gets a running start and slides on her back like a slip and slide.

Lauren's back hurt for a week after Mike gave her a slippery whale.

by Nicole December 7, 2004

Slippery Slop

The most high quality Pussy you can find.

That is some nice Slippery Slop!

by CHeech June 29, 2003

slippery lizard

When you are about to cum inside of her and you pull out and put your penis in a glass of milk and scream "that's the power if pinesol baby!"

"Wanna do a slippery lizard?"

"No. Never again"

by Hydra dreamer September 23, 2013

slippery dinner

Word used to describe getting some action from the female gender. Anything or act relating to the vagina.

I am going over Lexi's house for some slippery dinner!

by Grayson March 23, 2005