sleeping policeman

To have an "angry" penis tucked upwards 90 degrees behind the trouser belt

Mother Tereasa:"Your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman I see?!"

Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"

by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004

Sneezing

To orally tell somebody about a new and interesting Web site.

He's been sneezing all morning about that website.

by Technoz April 18, 2006

sleeping

Taking too much time to hit an L or joint, hitting it too many times/holing it for too long.

Alan: "Yo man, pass the L. You're sleeping on it."

by Liney4Life October 9, 2008

smeezing

(verb) what a smut/skeezer does. The act of being a skeezer.

Tell your girl to stop smeezing.

by Cory n Jamez December 20, 2006

Dick Sleeping Bag

(n)A gay man's anus. A anus which encases penises inside it as if to give warmth or pleasure. Also can be a female vagina or butt hole.

Richard Simmons has a very loose Dick Sleeping Bag

by Alex MacGregor September 12, 2007

sleeping bo'

1. A sleeping bag for the Maccabees
2. A gangsta' rhyme

1. Did you bring your sleeping bo'? Cause we're sleeping on the floor?
2. Ev'rybody get on the flo', fo' sho', with a ho, in a sleeping bo'!

by Miriam the Cougar April 1, 2005

Skeezing

A word combining skiing and steezy, steezyness and being steezy all in one definition/word. Skiing to be done with style and ease.

For even more effect on skeezing, go skiing without poles.

Or even more awesomeness to the word, and buttery with your sentence.

Tom Wallisch = Skier of skeezing. 'Nuff said broskis.

Dude lets go do some skeezing up at park city and do some buttery skeezy switch lincolns." "Fo sho broski, no poles though.

by Thebroskihoski March 24, 2011