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A term referring to a snowboarder or skier that is awful at said sport. Generally, a skier or snowboarder that slams into innocent people on the slopes.
“That snowboarder just hit that poor kid”
“Guy must be a ski-tard
Ski-tard by Yama_2 February 2, 2025
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Acting like you are going to do something, but stopping at the last second to mess with one.
Stop doing "ski ski" and revive me! I have ray gun!

Ski Ski skabernakle 

Replaces every living thing
You are such a ski ski skabernakle

Ski beaver 

A female ski bum, who often exchanges sex for a warm place to stay.

Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.

She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.
Hey she’s kinda cute, you think I should buy her a drink?

Nah bro, that’s Aubrey the local ski beaver. You’ll probably get syphilis.

Damn, hoes be hoeing.
Ski beaver by Apairadeez March 1, 2025

Ski Churning

The use of two hands to churn two seperate sticks simultaneously.
Man, I loved Ski Churning John and Doe the previous night.
Ski Churning by Highlander9669 December 11, 2025
The Nonchalant Type, The word can be used negatively or positively. Its been around for years. Girls Favorite Sneaky Type.
“You can tell he’s a ski boy, he’s too calm about the situation”. “I need me a ski boy, they never switch on you”.
Ski Boy by Suraiceo April 15, 2026