jessica simpson

a freshly turned out whore.

Daddy put Jessica Simpson on the track and she gave it up to all those graffiti guys. You could paint 3 murals with some of that azz.

by anonymous March 3, 2005

simpsons did it

A South Park episode which made fun of the simpsons doing everything.

Simpsons Did it, Simpsons did it, Simpsons Did it.

by John Smith the third April 30, 2006

Jessica Simpson

stupid byotch, plain and simple.

Is it chicken or tuna..?

by loooorrnadoonnne June 29, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

Dumb ass bitch i talked to on aim. She is very mean. If i had her screen name, i would give it to you all, but i dont.

Ashlee... bitchy ho'

by lolwut484793ue3j February 19, 2005

ashlee simpson

A girl that i personally thought to be quite attractive until she tried to be punk and enter the music industry because of her sisters fame.

"Screw you ashlee simpson, your not hot anymore"

by taufuboy September 22, 2005

simpsons

The #1 cartoon. Simsons are better than south park. And the simsons are still funny!

by ALo July 3, 2003

ewan simpson

Ewan Simpson is a fat speccy lad who gets hard in shopping centres because all of the clothes (He has a fetish for clothes) he eats dairy only even though he's lack toes and toller ant. He masturbates to little children singing on Britain's got talent and is best friends with all the special kids. You will normally find him in a hole or a basement of some mad scientist. He is also a wet carrot munching popcorn fork . His family swim and get kicked out of the special Olympics becayse they are too speedy for downies. He watched love island for a quickie with his dog. He is overall a bit weird.

Person 1: he's so weird

Person 2: oh yeah, that's Ewan Simpson

by Yassssqween June 10, 2019