Smegma Meeting

A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face. It’s similar to a “meeting of the minds”, but with different parts of the body.

I was just in a “Smegma Meeting” and I’m so full that I had to undo my the top button of my pants.

by Ringadingdingdong_8==> July 30, 2022

Smegma Meeting

A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face.

I was just in a “smegma meeting” and I’m so full I had to undo the top button of my pants.

by Ringadingdingdong_8==> July 30, 2022

Shmegashlong

A monster cock that has an infestation of smegma.

Hey bro, you have a tasty shmegashlong. Shove that shmegashlong down my throat

by PipperDoodle3 October 31, 2022

smegma

this is a yummy substance that tastes like cheese and grows on penisses. Its edible and quite good

that boy's got a lot of smegma nice

by bbc van traicy January 11, 2023

Smegmacious

(Adj.) Possessing the aroma, appearance, or aura of the presence of smegma

“Bro you’re acting awfully smegmacious right now.”
“It’s important to put deodorant in between your balls so as not to be perceived as smegmacious.”

by FBoO666 January 22, 2023

smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can

"i won the smegma eating contest last week"

by smegwich February 26, 2023

smegma overload

Smegma overload

When crumbly cheese thickens (1.5 inches) your long johns. Example: "Your pyjamas smell of smegma overload" said Mandy to John

by Dryer sudocrem March 10, 2023