shlummie

A questionably homosexual individiual, typically a close friend whom you suspect of homosexuality.

Dude, you’re such a shlummie.

by Wafflez156 February 16, 2018

shlompdoof

An unnecessarily long way of mentioning the male genitalia

Hey baby, why don’t you come over here and ride my suck my shlompdoof?

by Sierra Lenker March 9, 2018

Shlimp

In Rainbow Six Seige when all of your teams support operators use their abilities. Works every time.

“Boys we’re going for a push! Commence a Shlimp!!!

by FlintySpark026 June 6, 2018

shumpkin

Stealing a pumpkin on Halloween, shitting in it, and dropping it off at someone else's house

I just gave the neighbors next door a fat shumpkin

by grizzlybear1024 June 7, 2018

Shlum Plum

A girl who seems very shy but actually is very active and is 80% time a hooker.

Joe: You know Garfield?
Pine: Yeah?
Joe: I think hes a Shlum Plum.
Pine: Woah, Really?

by pinedog June 26, 2018

Shlomp

A thin useless waste of space.

You are a shlomp.

by Pyroethical July 23, 2018

Shlum jum

Referring to marijuana (aka pot) dab, it is oil which is lumpy and out of place. Some might even say it doesn't make sense why it ever took the form it did, but then again isn't dabbing an art?

Look at that shlum jum on the end of that braided dab.

by Shlumjum September 5, 2018